“Generally, if a story’s on the front page of the Daily Express, you can guarantee that the slant they’ve given it isn’t warranted. Whether it’s blaming Gordon Brown for something he hasn’t done, scaremongering about how we’re not going to be able to afford anything shortly due to run-away inflation, or its favourite subject now that Diana has finally been shuffled off the front page, how terrible Muslims are.
“Today is no exception. Screaming in bold type, the front page informs us that ‘SNIFFER DOGS OFFEND MUSLIMS’.”
Having examined the government report on which the article is based, the author concludes that “the whole Express story is bollocks”.